🎀 Alright ladies, he calls you at 3 pm after ghosting you for 3 days and wants to meet up...in your house. No apologies, no explanation how do we embody being the best of the best?

You tell him sure babe, then when he's downstairs and beeping you, you call the police and inform them of an intruder at your apartment building, switch off your phone and go to sleep. Bonus points if you block him, he doesn't you, you're the best of the best 

And who am I?

That's one secret I'll never tell, the only one

XOXO

The Pink Podium 🎀