They say greater than he who conquers a thousand men is he who first conquers himself, however that doesn't seem to be the case with our Queen B as she seems to have conquered a thousand men only to be lost to a....I'm getting ahead of mydelf. Let's rewind this synopsis.
How Blair Waldorf Bass Woke Up and Thought It Was 2010
Spotted: A town car speeding towards Mount Sinai, sirens blaring. Inside, a queen with a cracked crown and a memory full of holes.
This isn’t a story about what happens when the scaffolding of a life collapses, leaving only the blueprints from the first floor. Blair Waldorf Bass, 32, philanthropist, publishing magnate, mother of two, and undisputed architect of her own destiny, was in a collision at 72nd and Madison. The physical injuries are manageable. The psychic ones? Catastrophic.
She’s awake. And according to her, it’s late 2010. She and Chuck are just married. She’s about to take over W Magazine. Serena is her best friend and also her greatest rival. Nate is the one who got away. Dan Humphrey is a nuisance who lives in Brooklyn. And she is definitely, absolutely not a mother.
Except… she is. Henry (5) and Cornelia (3) are very real, very confused toddlers being kept away by a terrified Chuck Bass, who has aged 12 years in her eyes and looks at her with a love so deep and panicked it’s cracking his perfectly composed facade.
Her last memory? Choosing the font for her Waldorf-Bass wedding invitations. The engraved “B” on the linen paper. The scent of Chuck’s cologne as he kissed her forehead and said, “It’s almost time, Princess.”
Her phone beeps
…bzz, bzz, bzz..Is that a ?…no it can't be
Rise and shine Upper Eastsiders! Miss me much? Well I'm back but technically speaking, I never even left. You might be rid of Dan Humphrey but you'll never be rid of me and this time, I'm introducing you to my originator, Last Whisteldown herself. Queen B, this one's for you, to help you reassemble forgotten memories.
You know you love me!
XOXO 💋
Now, let’s begin the story you never saw, the memories that are returning to her not as her own, but as echoes of another queen’s life...and the collision with another time and era, the time of the original Gossip Girl, Lady Whisteldown from Bridgerton. Let's dive in and see how all the dots connect...